I originally had "I want X" here, but I've since gotten e-mails saying that the lyrics are "I want axe." Well, the axe part makes sense with this song, but "I want axe" sure doesn't. Plank wouldn't want that in the first place, so why point out that he doesn't want that? Secondly, that just doesn't make any sense. "I want axed" would, though, but it doesn't sound like that to me.

But, on the Earth to Edd message board, Rob the Dork posted:

Astrik, I saw "My Best Friend Plank" this morning, and I think that lyric is:
"You're not saying; I won't axe."
As in, I won't ask you, if you're not telling me.

And I agree with that. I've yet to get ahold of the official lyrics, but I'm still hoping I can, thus I can't know what it is for certain. If you don't like this version, that's fine, but please don't e-mail me about it.

--*Astrik*

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