Plank
Plank: Lord of the Apes by Ed Guy 1832 [Reviews - 0]	Chapters1. *farting noises*

By Tyler Ferronetti

Plank and Jonny were flying on an airplaine going on a trip to africa.
Plank-............................................................
Jonny-i know! I'm excited too,Plank.
But unfortunatly, the idiot pilots at the cockpit were fooling around.
Pilot #2-*makes farting noises with his armpit*
Pilot #1-HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!
Pilot # 2 didn't realized he turned on the michraphone,but he made a really loud fart in the michraphone.
All-Ewww.
Pilot #1-*over intercom*you know the mic's on don'tcha?
Pilot #2-OH SH..*static noises*
Then, Pilot # 1 fainted on the "Crash Landing" button because he got too drunk.
Pilot #2-HOLY CRAP!*over intercom* Ladies and gentlemen,we're making a crash land!Hold onto your belongings and keep your buckle tightened!
As the plane chrashed,everyone screamed.
Plank jumped out and ran off.
Jonny jumped out.
Jonny-PLANK!!!YOU GET BACK HERE!!!!
Soon, Plank bumped into a lion.
It chased after him, but Plank threw a splinter at him.
Plank climbed onto a vine and swang from tree to tree. A vine ripped, and Plank plummited down.
Jonny was walking around, and a big red orangatang grabbed him.
Jonny-WOAH!!!!
Orangatang-DON'T TRY TO KIDD ME MANCUB!! TELL ME THE SECRET OF MAN'S FIRE.
Jonny-I think your thinking of someone else.
Later...............
Plank wakes up with a bunch of apes .
They all start running around and yellling.
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For those of you who don't understand ape talk, the apes will speak in English.Plank will also speak in English.
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Plank-Who are you?
Ape 1- We are the Tang tribe.We've been seaching high and low for you.
Plank-...........................WHY?
Ape 2-BECAUSE YOU ARE OUR GOD!
Plank-Wait.You think I'm your god?
all apes-YES.
Plank-Works for me.
Later.............................................
Jonny was still searching for Plank.
Jonny-PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!Oh PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!
He slipped on a banana peel and fell in elephant poop.A chimpanzee was laughing so hard he feel on Jonny.
Jonny-OOOOffffffff!!!!!!
Deep in the jungle..................................
Plank was eating bananas with the other apes.
Ape 7-What shall we do next?
Plank-Let's go swimming.
At the water hole...........................................
They were swimming.Plank blows up like a ballon.
The apes gasps.
Plank-It's okay. This always happens to me when I go swimming.
A crocodile suddenly ate ape #9.
Plank-Let's GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all ran out.
Later.................................................
Jonny finds Plank and all the apes are bowing to him.
Jonny-*gasps* PLANK!!! What's going on?!!!?
Plank-.....................................................
Jonny-They think your a god? That's..........interseting,but we gotta catch the next flight home!Africa's dangerous!!!!!!
Jonny runs off with Plank.
The apes stare for 1 minute.
ape 1-Well this s^$@s.
The End