Plank
Chinatown: Spcial Edition by Ed Guy 1832 [Reviews - 0]	Chapters1. Part 1

Jonny and Plank fall into a hole. They land in China.
Jonny:Wow! China! Just like in the cartooons!
Plank:........................................
Jonny: You wanna stay a while? Okay.
They meet a chinese man.
Jonny:Hi, China Pants! He ha ha ha!
Chinese Man:*In chinese* Hello.
Jonny:What?
Plank:..................................
Jonny: That's a good idea.*faces audience* For you all who can't understand chinese,the chinese will speak English.
Chinese Man:Go 40 miles north. A famous landmark is there.
20 miles later....................................
Plank:...............
Jonny:I know you're bored, but I'm going as fast as I can.
Plank:...................
Jonny: Yes,I will!
Plank:..........................
Jonny:Stop the nagging NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plank:..........................
Jonny: PLANK, I'M TRYING TO FIND MY WAY!!!!CUT ME SLACK!!!!! You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!BECAUSE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN A PILE OF GOO, THAT WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FACE!!!!!!!!YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORGET IT,PLANK!!!!!!! IT'S CHINA TOWN!!!!!!!
Plank:...................................
Jonny: I know we're in China. Don't you know catch phrases do you?
Plank:.........................
Jonny:I'm sorry for yelling, Plank.
Jonny sees something.
Jonny: I didn't know they had fast food in China ,Plank.
Plank:..........................
Jonny: Good idea. Let's go.
Inside the resturant..................................
Jonny: Mmmmm! This is good.
They start walking again.
20 more miles later................................
Jonny:I can't wait to see the landmark, Plank.
Plank:...................
Jonny: I know. What is it? Maybe it's the world's biggest eggplant!
They finally see it.
Jonny:A wall? How is this special?
Plank:.............................
Jonny: A wall to keep out invaders? You're a smart potato, Plank.
Plank:.....................................
Jonny: Okay. I'll ask a person where to go.
Jonny goes over to her.
Jonny:Hi. Where should we go here on our visit?
Person: *in French* Pardon?
Jonny:This person isn't even chinese!
Person:*walks away* Well excuuuuuuse me!
Plank:..........................
Jonny:No. She can't talk in English in this fanfic because only chinese can. Remeber?
Plank:....................................
Jonny: Okay, Plank.Let's walk more.
Were will they end up?
To Be continued................................................