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Plank eats Fried Chicken by Ed Guy 1832 [Reviews - 2]


Note:this fanfic is written by Tyler Ferronetti
This fanfic is PG-13 for crude and rude humor and for some gross(yet distubing)parts.

Jonny placed a blanket outside and 2 drinks.
Jonny and Plank walked outside and placed a bucket of fried chicken in the middle of the blanket and they both sat on opposite ends.
They stared at each other for a couple of minutes.
Jonny-*lunging at bucket of chicken*YEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plank-*lunging at bucket of chicken*..................................................!!!!!!!!!!!
They start gulping down fried chicken.
Jonny spits out a giant peice of chicken skin a spits it out on Jimmy.Jimmy screams and runs home crying.
Jonny-*stuffed mouth*This is wonderful chicken,hu Plank?
Plank-...................................................................
They eat and it the chicken for hours.
5 hours later..........................................................
Jonny has a giant belly as he moans.
Plank-................................................................
Jonny-Nah,Plank.You can have the last peice.
Plank-..........................................................
Plank eats the last peice.Soon, he turns blue.
Jonny-Huh?!?
Then, Plank has snot coming out of his eyes and he swells up(likeon Here's mud in Your Ed).
Jonny-OH NO!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone gathers around.
Jonny-PLANK'S CHOCKING!!!!!HE NEEDS ARTIFICIAL RESPERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed dives in and yells a battle cry.He starts giving Plank resperation(it looks like he's kissing him)
Everyone-Ew.
Soon,Plank turns yellow and defleats,and a loud farting noise is heard and blows everyone away.
Jonny-WOW!ED SAVED PLANK!
Everyone-HORAAAAAAY!
They all carry plank and cheer and leave Ed on the ground.
Ed-THEY LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epoluge
Plank-...................................................................
Jonny-*eating a humbuger* I told you,Plank! I hired Ed incase any of us chokes.
Ed-*in a Pepto Bismol bottle costume:singing*
PEPTO BISMOL! PEPTO BISMOL!
*fades to Black*
THE END

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