First Church of Plank
Sanctuary
Note:this fanfic is written by Tyler Ferronetti This fanfic is PG-13 for crude and rude humor and for some gross(yet distubing)parts. Jonny placed a blanket outside and 2 drinks. Jonny and Plank walked outside and placed a bucket of fried chicken in the middle of the blanket and they both sat on opposite ends. They stared at each other for a couple of minutes. Jonny-*lunging at bucket of chicken*YEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plank-*lunging at bucket of chicken*..................................................!!!!!!!!!!! They start gulping down fried chicken. Jonny spits out a giant peice of chicken skin a spits it out on Jimmy.Jimmy screams and runs home crying. Jonny-*stuffed mouth*This is wonderful chicken,hu Plank? Plank-................................................................... They eat and it the chicken for hours. 5 hours later.......................................................... Jonny has a giant belly as he moans. Plank-................................................................ Jonny-Nah,Plank.You can have the last peice. Plank-.......................................................... Plank eats the last peice.Soon, he turns blue. Jonny-Huh?!? Then, Plank has snot coming out of his eyes and he swells up(likeon Here's mud in Your Ed). Jonny-OH NO!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLP!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone gathers around. Jonny-PLANK'S CHOCKING!!!!!HE NEEDS ARTIFICIAL RESPERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed dives in and yells a battle cry.He starts giving Plank resperation(it looks like he's kissing him) Everyone-Ew. Soon,Plank turns yellow and defleats,and a loud farting noise is heard and blows everyone away. Jonny-WOW!ED SAVED PLANK! Everyone-HORAAAAAAY! They all carry plank and cheer and leave Ed on the ground. Ed-THEY LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Epoluge Plank-................................................................... Jonny-*eating a humbuger* I told you,Plank! I hired Ed incase any of us chokes. Ed-*in a Pepto Bismol bottle costume:singing* PEPTO BISMOL! PEPTO BISMOL! *fades to Black* THE END | |||||
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