About Plank!
Well...Plank has asked me to tell you more about him. So...here we go.
Many years ago, monkeys were stupid. Until PLANK rose from the ground!
The monkeys got all excited and touched PLANK! After that, they all got
really smart, learned how to use weapons and....Plank is
laughing at me for believing that story.
Ooookay...so maybe that was stretching it a bit. Let's try this again:
To the untrained eye, Plank looks like a normal piece of wood. But that
just means that the untrained eye really needs training! Actually,
that's what Plank
wants you to think! He
wants you to
think he's harmless! He
wants you to think he's an inanimate
object because that means he can sneak up on you quietly
take over
your brain!
Don't believe me? Try telling that to Jonny 2x4, the victim with whom
Plank is usually sighted. Jonny lives on a
certain cul-de-sac
in Peach Creek. Everyone around him seems to have the false perception
that Plank is just a piece of wood
but that means everyone around
him is wrong! Jonny is so feeble-minded that Plank has no problems
taking
over his brain! Yes, Plank just
uses Jonny as a means of
transportation and communication. I mean, Plank has no feet nor
functioning mouth, so
he's got to get around and talk somehow! However, that does not change
the fact that
Plank is a powerful being!
Why does Plank have such a pathetic form? He hasn't told me. But
I have a theory: I think that he is trapped in that form
just like
like a certain shape-shifting demon named Aku, who's from a certain
different show, who was trapped in a tree for a while!
And those are all the secrets Plank will let me disclose at the
moment...
Hail Plank!
Hail Plank!
Hail Plank!
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