About Plank!


Well...Plank has asked me to tell you more about him. So...here we go.

*cue "Also Sprach Zarathustra"*

Many years ago, monkeys were stupid. Until PLANK rose from the ground! The monkeys got all excited and touched PLANK! After that, they all got really smart, learned how to use weapons and....Plank is laughing at me for believing that story.

Ooookay...so maybe that was stretching it a bit. Let's try this again:

Headshot of Plank

To the untrained eye, Plank looks like a normal piece of wood. But that just means that the untrained eye really needs training! Actually, that's what Plank wants you to think! He wants you to think he's harmless! He wants you to think he's an inanimate object because that means he can sneak up on you quietly take over your brain!

Jonny 2x4 and Plank

Don't believe me? Try telling that to Jonny 2x4, the victim with whom Plank is usually sighted. Jonny lives on a certain cul-de-sac in Peach Creek. Everyone around him seems to have the false perception that Plank is just a piece of wood but that means everyone around him is wrong! Jonny is so feeble-minded that Plank has no problems taking over his brain! Yes, Plank just uses Jonny as a means of transportation and communication. I mean, Plank has no feet nor functioning mouth, so he's got to get around and talk somehow! However, that does not change the fact that Plank is a powerful being!

AKU was once a tree!!!

Why does Plank have such a pathetic form? He hasn't told me. But I have a theory: I think that he is trapped in that form just like like a certain shape-shifting demon named Aku, who's from a certain different show, who was trapped in a tree for a while!

And those are all the secrets Plank will let me disclose at the moment...

Hail Plank!
Hail Plank!
Hail Plank!

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